Headlines that you will probably never see:
“Normal Town Council Spends Money and Residents are Happy”
“No Road Work in Normal”
“ISU Students Return to Normal and No One Notices”
“Normal Bars Closing Due to Declining Alcohol Sales”
“Normal Town Council Meeting Erupts into Shouts, Punches, and Chair Throwing”
“Gridlock at the Normal Traffic Circle”
“Normal Unit 5 Reduced to Unit 2.5 Due to Population Decline”
“New Commission Addresses the Lack of Geese, Pigeons, and Starlings in Normal”
“Normal Restaurants Empty on Friday Nights”
“Normal Teeming with Single Men Over the Age of 30”
“Spring Arrives in Normal with No Potholes”
Showing posts with label Normal Traffic Circle. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Normal Traffic Circle. Show all posts
Thursday, July 9, 2009
Normal Headlines
Labels:
alcohol,
ISU,
Normal Town Council,
Normal Traffic Circle
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