This article suggests titles cities could compete for, such as "Least Car-Friendly City" and "Most Edible City." Perhaps Normal could make up a few titles and claim ownership:
"Most Traffic Cone-Friendly Town"
"Fewest Uncontrolled Intersections Town"
"Lamest Town Name Jokes Town"
"Smartest Street-Crossing Squirrels Town"
"Most Face-Painting-Included Events Town"
"Best Half of a 'Twin Cities' Town"
"Sexiest Town" (fill-in-the-blank with your own choice/choices)
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